Sight Seeing!

Allo! It is I, Borat here. Heidikims and I are on what you say vacation again! I think not the vacation meals are doing so good for her. Borat is sad but she say now she feel better for to be eating again. Sigh. She look now so much like my wife before and I try to escape, but Heidikims sat on my head and I became trapped two days! So I say ok Borat, just close the eyes and picture the skinny lady she was and be happy again. I try. Maybe Borat eat on the Kimkins and get so skinny that Heidikims will leave Borat! She comes, I must hide. Bye bye.

For many times I have been dreaming of this wummins! We are now together at the beach in Cauliflowornia doing the Kimkins and have sexy time! Seeing as you can in my picture I have lost some fats which makes me a "stuff muffin" my Kimmerkins calls me. No wait, she is hear saying mistake Borat! Oh, I see.. "stud muffin." I would be so lost without her, you see? We are for to be married soon. She does not know that I have the marriage bag with me in my suit of case! There is but slightly one problem. Since eating on the Kimkins, jello has filled in my arms and I cannot lift more than my socks. I have not the energy to make sexy love all night. I distress about this but I will try, how do you say, exorcise? to be strong! I must go. Kimmerkins, she beckons me for to swim again. (I am able to play lifty-lifty games in the water where she is weighing but a fly!)

Hello From Borat!

Hallo from Usibekistan! I have begun for to make blog about sexy diet plan - Kimkins! My beautiful wife had done eating on the Kimkins but she has died now. It is not sad for now I have time to make sexy love with many wimmins! I have made blog to tell you that you too can lose a few fats on the Kimkins but you can also lose your wife and have more love with wimmins! How do you call it - no lose, eh, win but no lose.. no no, forgive my english is no so good, eh, win - win! Yes! Lose fat on ass and lose fat ass wife on the Kimkins! May the God bless you, Kimmer! Call me later, we make sex for long time!

I must go now. My sister is here and she look verrrrry nice after the Kimkins!

love
Borat