But I bring good news! Me and my Russian ladies are book a romantic cruise, and there are lots of spare sleepings on the boat! I extend an inviting to all Boratkins readers to join!
It start on town of Saryshagar, and we sail Lake Balkhash for one of week. Is twin level cruise ship, and is safe, it has no hazzards at all. You will enjoy!
It is only $100 for all week, and I can take your money with paypal.kz so is secure and safe and will not go missing at all.
Please provide own jacket of life.
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So, the cruise menu would be:
Bkfst:
Egg White Pancakes
Egg White Toast, no butter
Diet Coke
Lunch:
Egg Whites Drop Soup with one spinach leaf
Egg White stir fry, using PAM
Egg White pudding for dessert
Diet Coke
Dinner:
Egg white crepes stuffed with two spinach leaves
3 ounces of grilled chicken breast with on broccoli floret
Egg White faux chocolate mousse for dessert
You know. I think I'll pass, Borat.
Happy cruising.
The Princess
Diet Coke
I am doing of a grin as I read you! Which country are you being Princess? I visit, I bring real Kazakh food like crow egg omelette, ox curd cheese and jellied feet of wild boar. Delicious!
Well, dang, I'd really jump on that offer, except my Royal Physician has strictly prohibited the ingestion of jellied wild boar's feet. I'm so very sorry.
Since Kazakh and my very small, but highly developed nation has no diplomatic ties, I'm afraid I will simply have to visit you here. I regret that your crow and ox delicacies will not be sampled by the court.
:::waving discreetly:::
The Princess
ROTLMAO!
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